Sunday, January 21, 2007

Don't Call it a Comeback

I'm not sure why I latched on to that LL Cool J song with such a fervor but lord knows that I have.

The Montanan Hooligans' Debate Center, so long a dormant and insignificant speck in the gigantic universe of cosmic nothingness that is "" is at last ready to make it's grand re-entry.

Once again we are prepared to take on all comers for the title of "Least Important Website On the Internet."

Once again we are prepared to howl our opinions into the eternal ether of time and space only to be greeted by a loud, wet "Pbbbbbt."

Watch this space in the coming weeks for a spirited--or at least, moronic--debate over the 100 greatest films in the American Film cannon. Brent McCafferty, the adorable scamp who so ably mocked Ronaldo with something other than "Fatty", will be back and I will do my level best to involve others of an equal ability. Once the monkey's at typewriters idea fails, I will contact good friends of ours with a similar love of film to engage in witty verbal repartee whilst Brent and I sit back repeating: "Dude, 2001: A Space Odyssey sucked," again and again.

The American Film institute will release a new list of the 100 greatest movies of all time this summer, but why wait for that list when you can laugh at the idiocy of Montanan Expatriate yokels.

We'll be speaking again soon to you, oh bottomless receptacle of all things totally unnecessary, you ol' vacuous nothingness you.

P.s. I got a word of the day calendar for Christmas...can you tell?

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